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Lethal Weapon (1987)

Martin Riggs: Look, why don't we just the cut the shit here? We both know why I was transferred. People think I'm crazy, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.

Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this shit!

Roger Murtaugh: God hates me, that's what it is.
Martin Riggs: Hate him back! It works for me.

Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs: I haven't killed you, have I?

Martin Riggs: Perhaps there's an opening in the L.A. Fire Department?

Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
The magic is back!

Leo Getz: I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets.

Leo Getz: They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?

Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car, Riggs...
Martin Riggs: Well, it still is!

Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
The magic is back again!

Roger Murtaugh: I hope that when I do retire your new partner is just like you.
Martin Riggs: That won't happen to me because there are winners and there are losers and god wouldn't do that to me.

Men in Black (1997)
Protecting the earth from the scum of the universe

J: Zed, don't you guys ever get any sleep around here?
Zed: The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used to it, or you'll have a psychotic episode.

K: Set for pulsar level five, subsonic implosion factor two.
J: What?
K: Just shoot the damn thing!

K: You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs!
Jeebs: He looked alright to me.

K: There are approximately 1500 aliens in Manhattan.
J: Cab drivers?
K: Not as many as you think.

K: Arquillian battle rules: first we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then a galactic standard week to respond.
J: A galactic standard week? How long is that?
K: One hour.

James Edwards: Freeze means don't move!

J: There's only one way off this planet and that's through me!

J: Did you ever flashy thing me?
K: No.
J: I ain't playing, K. Did you ever flashy thing me?
J: No.

Dr. Weaver: I hate the living.

K: These are our two Centaurian communictions board operators, Woiebgck and Bob.

K: 1500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody "knew" that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you "knew" that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll "know" tomorrow. [J has just jumped from a bridge onto a tour bus]

J: It just be raining black men in New York!

James Edwards: NYPD means I will Nock Yo Punkass Down!

J: You do know that Elvis is dead, don't you?
K: No he's not. He just went back home.

The Fifth Element (1997)
There is no future without it.

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

David: Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?

Police: Are you classified as human?
Corben Dallas: No, I am a meat popcicle.

DJ Ruby Rhod: We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.

Korben Dallas: I only speak two languages - English and bad English

Goldeneye (1995)
You know the name. You know the number.
No limits. No fears. No substitutes.

Alec Trevalian: What can't you just bee a good boy and die?
Bond: You first.

Natalia: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Bond: Standard operating procedure.

Department psychologist: James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
Bond: More often than you realize.

Miss Moneypenny: You know, this kind of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
Bond: And what's the penalty for that?
Miss Moneypenny: Some day, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.

Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill - not to break the traffic laws! [Q has blown up a dummy with an explosive pen]

Q: Don't say it...
Bond: The writing is on the wall.
Q: Along with the rest of him. [Bond draws his gun.]

Alec Trevalian: Oh, please, James, put it away. It's insulting to think I haven't anticipated your every move.

General Ouromov: Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands above your head.
Bond: How original.

Dmitri Mishkin: So, how shall we execute you Mr. Bond?
Bond: What, no small talk? No chit-chat? You know, that's the problem these days. No one bothers to take the time to give a really sinister interrogation.

Natalia: How can you be so cold?
Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalia: No. It's what keeps you alone.

Alec Trevailian: I might as well ask if all those Vodka Martinis silence the screams of all the men you've killed, or if you've found forgiveness in the arms of all those women; for the ones you failed to protect?

Alec Trevalian: I set the timers for six minutes. The same six minutes that you gave me.
Natalia: What does that mean?
Bond: We have three minutes.

The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
Eight years ago she lost her memory. Now, a detective must help her remember the past before it buries them both.
What's forgotten is not always gone.

Charly: Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?
Mitch: I took lessons.

Mitch: Charly Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Charly: I sure hope not, 'cause right now I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt.

Mitch: We just jumped out of a building!
Nathan: Yes, it was all very exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.

Mitch: I'm very frank and earnest with women. In Chicago I'm Frank, and in New York I'm Earnest!

Carlito's Way (1993)
The good times gone

Carlito: A favor will kill you faster than a bullet.

Carlito: If you can't see the angels no more, you're in trouble.

Carlito: Don't take me to no hospital, please. Fuckin' emergency rooms don't save nobody. Som-bitches, always pop you at midnight, when all they got is a Chinese intern with a dull spoon.

Independence Day (1996)
Take a good look. It could be your last. We've always believed we weren't alone. On July 4th, we'll wish we were. Whatever you do, don't look up. Rush Hour may be over... forever. Don't make plans for August.

David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
Capt. Steve Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?

Captain Steven Hiller: I'm just a little anxious to get up there andwhup E.T.'s ass.

Steve Hiller: Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.

Mars Attacks! (1996)
Nice planet. We'll take it! YIKES! They've Landed!

The President: What do you think Marcia?
First Lady: Kick the crap out of em.

President: I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.

Art Land: Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.

Seven (1995)
Let he who is without sin try to survive Gluttony * Greed * Sloth * Envy * Wrath * Pride * Lust Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die. Seven ways to kill.

Detective William Somerset: This isn't going to have a happy ending.

Detective William Somerset: Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

Twelve Monkeys (1995)
The future is history.

James Cole: Oh, wouldn't it be great if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay.

Jeffrey Goines: You dumb assholes, I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out!

Jerry Maguire (1996)
Everybody loved him... Everybody disappeared. The journey is everything.The rest of his life begins now.

Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!

Forrest Gump (1994)
The world will never be the same once you've seen it through the eyes of Forrest Gump.

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

Jenny: Do you think I could fly off this bridge, Forrest?
Forrest: What do you mean , Jenny?
Jenny: Nothing.

Forrest: Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

Drill Sergeant: Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly,Gump?
Forrest Gump: You told me to, Drill Sergeant.

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Lt. Dan Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him sir.

Forrest Gump: Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks.

Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump.

Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

Dragonheart (1996)
You will believe.

Bowen: Without you Draco, where will we go, where do we turn?
Draco: To the stars Bowen, to the stars.

Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense. I didn't swallow.

Braveheart (1995)
What kind of man would defy a king? Every man dies, not every man really lives.

William Wallace: Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.

Heat (1995)
An epic tale of crime and obsession and two men on opposite sides of the law.
A Los Angeles crime saga.

Vincent Hanna: I keep my angst here, I preserve it because I need it. It keeps me sharp, on the edge, where I gotta be.

Chris Shiherlis: For me the sun rises and sets with her, man.

Neil McCauley: L.A.P.D. What, where the fuck did this heat come from?
Chris Shiherlis: Maybe it's the bank they're after and not us, 'cause it's been hit a couple of times, or something.
Neil McCauley: Assume they got our phones, assume they got our houses, assume they got us, right now, as we speak.

Neil McCauley: I am double the worst trouble you ever thought of.

Vincent Hanna: You can ball my wife if you want to, you can lounge around in her ex-husband's "post modernistic" bullshit house if you want to, but you CAN'T watch my television set, Ralph!

Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it!

Léon (1994)
A perfect assassin. An innocent girl. They have nothing left to lose except each other.
He moves without sound. Kills without emotion. Disappears without trace. Only a 12 year old girl... knows his weakness.

Mathilda: Leon, what exactly do you do for a living?
Leon: I'm a cleaner.
Mathilda: You mean you're a hitman.
Leon: Yeah.
Mathilda: Cool.

The First Wives Club (1996)
Don't get mad. Get everything.

Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you another face lift you are going to be able to blink your lips!

Elise Elliot Atchison: If only she'd called me. If only I was listed.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
He's the best there is! (Actually,  he's the only one there is.)

Ace: If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer!

Mrs. Finkle: If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!

Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone!
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two?

Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.
Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're ugly.

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

Ace Ventura: I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.]
Ace Ventura:
...and a clean pair of shorts.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
These are the last seven days of Laura Palmer
In a town like Twin Peaks no one is innocent.

Cooper: Lately I've been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again.
Albert: Alright, let's test it for the record. Will the next victim be a man or a woman?
Cooper: A woman.
Albert: What color hair will she have?
Cooper: Blonde.
Albert: Tell me some other things about her.
Cooper: She's young, she's in high school, she's sexually active, she's taking drugs, she's crying out for help.
Albert: Well damn Cooper, that really narrows it down, you're talking about half the high school girls in America!

The Log Lady: When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy.

The Usual Suspects (1995)
Five criminals. One line up. No coincidence.
In a world where nothing is what it seems you've got to look beyond.

[Suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase.]
Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh!
Cop: Knock it off! Get back! Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

Verbal Kint: Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

[Counting victims as he snipes at them.]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag.

Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

Pulp Fiction (1994)
Girls like me don't make invitations like this to just anyone!
You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.

The Wolf: That's a 30 minute drive from here. I'll be there in ten.

Jimmie: Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage.

Vincent Vega: And you know what they call a ... a ... a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Butch: You okay?
Marcellus: No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.

[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's interrogation]
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?

Vincent Vega: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[Jules and Vinnie take Marvin with them in their car and Vinnie's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Oh! Fuck's happening!
Vincent Vega: Man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that! Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time!
Vincent Vega: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent Vega: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch! The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight.
Vincent Vega: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like your driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
Vincent Vega: Take it to a friendly place, that's all.
Jules: We're in the Valley, Vincent! Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent Vega: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town! Shit! What you doin'?
[Jules dials a number on his cellular phone]
I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
Vincent Vega: Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules: Just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin'? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.

Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Jimmie......
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!

Vincent Vega: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.

Fargo (1996)
A homespun murder story. Small town. Big crime. Dead cold. A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.

Carl Showalter: We've been waiting here an hour. He's peed three times already.

[Describing Carl Showalter]
Oh, he was just funny-looking. More than most people even.

Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.

Stan Grossman: But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?

Carl Showalter: Just keep it still back there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.

The Rock (1996)
Alcatraz. Only one man has ever broken out. Now five million lives depend on two men breaking in.
Get ready to rock! America is Rocking!

Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation?
Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
Commander Anderson: Shep...
Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possesion of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir.

Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: I'm Dr. Stanley Goodspeed.
John Patrick Mason: But of course you are.

Tourist in the prison: What kind of a fucked up tour is this?

Goodspeed: I'm doing my best!
Mason: Your best? Losers go home and whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

The Fugitive (1993)
A murdered wife. A one-armed man. An obsessed detective. The chase begins.

U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: What are you doing?
Newman: I'm thinking.
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will you?

Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I'm gonna come back just like you.
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: Oh, you mean happy and handsome?

Female Cop: Care to revise your statement, sir?
Prison Guard: What?
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: Do you want to change your bullshit story, sir?

Dr. Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't care!

[Last line]
Dr. Richard Kimble:
I thought you didn't care?
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't! [laughs] Don't tell anybody, OK?

Ransom (1996)
Someone is going to pay.

Maris Conner: You're fucking drinking again.
Miles Roberts: But that's okay, see, because I'm not drinking with the kid.

The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996)
You may not like what he does, but are you prepared to give up his right to do it?

Larry Flynt: If you don't like Hustler magazine, don't read it.