Martin Riggs: Look, why don't we just
the cut the shit here? We both know why I was transferred. People think I'm
crazy, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they
think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm fucked and
nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.
Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this
Roger Murtaugh: God hates me, that's
what it is.
Martin Riggs: Hate him back!
It works for me.
Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody
you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs: I haven't killed you,
Martin Riggs: Perhaps there's an opening
in the L.A. Fire Department?
Leo Getz: I'm Leo Getz, and whatever
you want, Leo gets.
Leo Getz: They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru,
okay? They FUCK YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away
before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not gonna turn around
and go back, they don't care. So who gets fucked? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure!
I don't give a fuck! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?
Roger Murtaugh: This was a new car,
Martin Riggs: Well, it still
Roger Murtaugh: I hope that when I
do retire your new partner is just like you.
Martin Riggs: That won't happen
to me because there are winners and there are losers and god wouldn't do
that to me.
Men in Black (1997)
Protecting the earth from the scum of the universe
J: Zed, don't you guys ever get any
sleep around here?
Zed: The twins keep us on Centaurian
time, standard thirty-seven hour day. Give it a few months. You'll get used
to it, or you'll have a psychotic episode.
K: Set for pulsar level five, subsonic
implosion factor two.
K: Just shoot the damn thing!
K: You sold a reverberating carbonizer
with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs!
Jeebs: He looked alright to
K: There are approximately 1500 aliens
J: Cab drivers?
K: Not as many as you think.
K: Arquillian battle rules: first we
get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then a galactic standard week to respond.
J: A galactic standard week?
How long is that?
K: One hour.
James Edwards: Freeze means don't move!
J: There's only one way off this planet
and that's through me!
J: Did you ever flashy thing me?
J: I ain't playing, K. Did you
ever flashy thing me?
Dr. Weaver: I hate the living.
K: These are our two Centaurian
communictions board operators, Woiebgck and Bob.
K: 1500 years ago, everybody "knew"
that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody "knew"
that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you "knew" that humans were
alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll "know"
tomorrow. [J has just jumped from a bridge
onto a tour bus]
J: It just be raining black men in
James Edwards: NYPD means I will Nock
Yo Punkass Down!
J: You do know that Elvis is dead,
K: No he's not. He just went
Leeloo: Everything you create, you
use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call
it human nature.
David: Father, are you sure she's a
Police: Are you classified as human?
Corben Dallas: No, I am a meat
DJ Ruby Rhod: We'll find out everything
there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates
of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's
middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.
Korben Dallas: I only speak two languages
- English and bad English
You know the name. You know the number.
No limits. No fears. No substitutes.
Alec Trevalian: What can't you just
bee a good boy and die?
Bond: You first.
Natalia: Do you destroy every vehicle
you get into?
Bond: Standard operating procedure.
Department psychologist: James, is
it really necessary to drive quite so fast?
Bond: More often than you realize.
Miss Moneypenny: You know, this kind
of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment.
Bond: And what's the penalty
Miss Moneypenny: Some day, you'll
have to make good on your innuendos.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you
have a license to kill - not to break the traffic laws!
[Q has blown up a dummy with an explosive
Q: Don't say it...
Bond: The writing is on the
Q: Along with the rest of him.
[Bond draws his gun.]
Alec Trevalian: Oh, please, James,
put it away. It's insulting to think I haven't anticipated your every move.
General Ouromov: Throw down your weapons
and come out with your hands above your head.
Bond: How original.
Dmitri Mishkin: So, how shall we execute
you Mr. Bond?
Bond: What, no small talk? No
chit-chat? You know, that's the problem these days. No one bothers to take
the time to give a really sinister interrogation.
Natalia: How can you be so cold?
Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalia: No. It's what keeps
Alec Trevailian: I might as well ask
if all those Vodka Martinis silence the screams of all the men you've killed,
or if you've found forgiveness in the arms of all those women; for the ones
you failed to protect?
Alec Trevalian: I set the timers for
six minutes. The same six minutes that you gave me.
Natalia: What does that mean?
Bond: We have three minutes.
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
Eight years ago she lost her memory. Now, a detective must help her remember the past before it buries them both.
What's forgotten is not always gone.
Charly: Are you stupid or did you just
Mitch: I took lessons.
Mitch: Charly Are you thinking what
Charly: I sure hope not, 'cause
right now I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt.
Mitch: We just jumped out of a building!
Nathan: Yes, it was all very
exciting. Tomorrow we go to the zoo.
Mitch: I'm very frank and earnest with
women. In Chicago I'm Frank, and in New York I'm Earnest!
Carlito: A favor will kill you faster
than a bullet.
Carlito: If you can't see the angels
no more, you're in trouble.
Carlito: Don't take me to no hospital,
please. Fuckin' emergency rooms don't save nobody. Som-bitches, always pop
you at midnight, when all they got is a Chinese intern with a dull spoon.
Independence Day (1996)
Take a good look. It could be your last. We've always believed we weren't
alone. On July 4th, we'll wish we were. Whatever you do, don't look up. Rush
Hour may be over... forever. Don't make plans for August.
David Levinson: You really think you
can fly that thing?
Capt. Steve Hiller: You really
think you can do all that bullshit you just said?
Captain Steven Hiller: I'm just a little
anxious to get up there andwhup E.T.'s ass.
Steve Hiller: Y'know, this was supposed
to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy
ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back
of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big
and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue!
But I ain't mad.
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Nice planet. We'll take it! YIKES! They've Landed!
The President: What do you think
First Lady: Kick the crap out
President: I want the people to know
that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them,
and that ain't bad.
Art Land: Even in a time of intergalactic
crisis, people still want to roll them bones.
Let he who is without sin try to survive Gluttony
* Greed * Sloth * Envy * Wrath * Pride * Lust Seven deadly sins. Seven ways
to die. Seven ways to kill.
Detective William Somerset: This isn't
going to have a happy ending.
Detective William Somerset: Ernest
Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for."
I agree with the second part.
James Cole: Oh, wouldn't it be great
if I *was* crazy? Then the world would be okay.
Jeffrey Goines: You dumb assholes,
I'm a mental patient, I'm supposed to act out!
Jerry Maguire (1996)
Everybody loved him... Everybody disappeared. The
journey is everything.The rest of his life begins now.
Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!
Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!
Forrest Gump (1994)
The world will never be the same once you've seen
it through the eyes of Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what
are you doing here?
Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to
try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't
got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Jenny: Do you think I could fly off
this bridge, Forrest?
Forrest: What do you mean ,
Forrest: Mama always said life was
like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.
Drill Sergeant: Gump! Why did you put
that weapon together so quickly,Gump?
Forrest Gump: You told me to,
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp
is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it,
sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried,
deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp,
pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes,
shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Lt. Dan Taylor: Have you found Jesus
Forrest Gump: I didn't know
I was supposed to be looking for him sir.
Forrest Gump: Sometimes, there just
aren't enough rocks.
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole
purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever
you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it,
Gump! You're a goddamn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have
ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted,
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man,
but I know what love is.
Bowen: Without you Draco, where will
we go, where do we turn?
Draco: To the stars Bowen, to
Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense.
I didn't swallow.
What kind of man would defy a king? Every man dies,
not every man really lives.
William Wallace: Ay, fight and you
may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many
years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day
to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies
that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom.
An epic tale of crime and obsession and two men on
opposite sides of the law.
A Los Angeles crime saga.
Vincent Hanna: I keep my angst here,
I preserve it because I need it. It keeps me sharp, on the edge, where I
Chris Shiherlis: For me the sun rises
and sets with her, man.
Neil McCauley: L.A.P.D. What, where
the fuck did this heat come from?
Chris Shiherlis: Maybe it's the bank
they're after and not us, 'cause it's been hit a couple of times, or something.
Neil McCauley: Assume they got our phones,
assume they got our houses, assume they got us, right now, as we speak.
Neil McCauley: I am double the worst
trouble you ever thought of.
Vincent Hanna: You can ball my wife
if you want to, you can lounge around in her ex-husband's "post modernistic"
bullshit house if you want to, but you CAN'T watch my television set,
Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up
with that bitch?
Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great
ass... and you got your head all the way up it!
A perfect assassin. An innocent girl. They have nothing
left to lose except each other.
He moves without sound. Kills without emotion. Disappears without trace.
Only a 12 year old girl... knows his weakness.
Mathilda: Leon, what exactly do you
do for a living?
Leon: I'm a cleaner.
Mathilda: You mean you're a hitman.
Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you another
face lift you are going to be able to blink your lips!
Elise Elliot Atchison: If only she'd
called me. If only I was listed.
Ace: If I'm not back in five minutes,
Mrs. Finkle: If he had held the ball
laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan
Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!
Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out
of that bathroom, you better be gone!
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number
Melissa: You know, you're just mad because
your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to
express your anger.
Ace Ventura: Oh yeah? And you're
Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How
would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready
for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give
you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
Ace Ventura: I'm looking for Ray Finkle.
[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his
Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts.
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
These are the last seven days of Laura Palmer
In a town like Twin Peaks no one is innocent.
Cooper: Lately I've been filled with
the knowledge that the killer will strike again.
Albert: Alright, let's test it for the
record. Will the next victim be a man or a woman?
Cooper: A woman.
Albert: What color hair will she have?
Albert: Tell me some other things about
Cooper: She's young, she's in high school,
she's sexually active, she's taking drugs, she's crying out for help.
Albert: Well damn Cooper, that really
narrows it down, you're talking about half the high school girls in
The Log Lady: When this kind of fire
starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first,
and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy.
The Usual Suspects (1995)
Five criminals. One line up. No coincidence.
In a world where nothing is what it seems you've got to look beyond.
[Suspects in a lineup are asked to read a
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you
fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh!
Cop: Knock it off! Get back! Number 3,
Fenster: [laughing] Hand
me the keys, you cocksucker!
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking
keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?
Verbal Kint: Keaton once said, "I don't
believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only
thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
[Counting victims as he snipes at
McManus: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag.
Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the devil
in the back? What if you miss?
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Girls like me don't make invitations like this to just
You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.
The Wolf: That's a 30 minute drive from
here. I'll be there in ten.
Jimmie: Well, the thing on my mind right
now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Vincent Vega: And you know what they
call a ... a ... a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder
Vincent Vega: No man, they got the metric
system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call
Vincent Vega: They call it a "Royale"
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do
they call a Big Mac?
Vincent Vega: A Big Mac's a Big Mac,
but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What
do they call a Whopper?
Vincent Vega: I dunno, I didn't go into
Butch: You okay?
Marcellus: No. I'm pretty fuckin' far
[Jules shoots the guy on the couch during Brett's
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?
Vincent Vega: That's a pretty fucking
good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
[Jules and Vinnie take Marvin with them in
their car and Vinnie's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Jules: Oh! Fuck's happening!
Vincent Vega: Man, I shot Marvin in the
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time!
Vincent Vega: Chill out, man. I told
you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no
Vincent Vega: Hey, look man, I didn't
mean to shoot the son of a bitch! The gun went off. I don't know
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess,
man. We're on a city street in broad daylight.
Vincent Vega: I don't believe
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker!
We gotta get this car off the road. You know cops tend to notice shit like
your driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
Vincent Vega: Take it to a friendly place,
Jules: We're in the Valley, Vincent!
Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent Vega: Well Jules this ain't my
fucking town! Shit! What you doin'?
[Jules dials a number on his cellular
Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
Vincent Vega: Where's Toluca
Jules: Just over the hill here over by
Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't what the fuck we're
going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie,
yo, how you doin'? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious
fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need
to use your garage for a couple of hours.
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question,
Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said,
"Dead nigger storage"?
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you
see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead nigger
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't
my fuckin' business!
Vincent Vega: Jules, if you give that
fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general
A homespun murder story. Small town. Big crime. Dead
cold. A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.
Carl Showalter: We've been waiting here
an hour. He's peed three times already.
[Describing Carl Showalter]
Hooker: Oh, he was just funny-looking. More than most people
Lou: You alright there,
Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm
gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.
Stan Grossman: But you're sayin'...
what are ya sayin'?
Carl Showalter: Just keep it still back
there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.
The Rock (1996)
Alcatraz. Only one man has ever broken out. Now five
million lives depend on two men breaking in.
Get ready to rock! America is Rocking!
Commander Anderson: Have you ever been
in a combat situation?
Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat,
Commander Anderson: Shep...
Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater
to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in
possesion of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case,
Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: I'm Dr. Stanley
John Patrick Mason: But of course you
Tourist in the prison: What kind of
a fucked up tour is this?
Goodspeed: I'm doing my best!
Mason: Your best? Losers go home and
whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
The Fugitive (1993)
A murdered wife. A one-armed man. An obsessed detective.
The chase begins.
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: What are
Newman: I'm thinking.
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: Well, think
me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little
sprinkles on top, will you?
Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I'm gonna
come back just like you.
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: Oh, you mean
happy and handsome?
Female Cop: Care to revise your statement,
Prison Guard: What?
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: Do you want
to change your bullshit story, sir?
Dr. Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't
Dr. Richard Kimble: I thought you didn't care?
U.S. Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't!
[laughs] Don't tell anybody, OK?
Maris Conner: You're fucking drinking
Miles Roberts: But that's okay, see,
because I'm not drinking with the kid.
The People vs. Larry Flynt
You may not like what he does, but are you prepared
to give up his right to do it?
Larry Flynt: If you don't like Hustler
magazine, don't read it.